Leaving! On a jet plane! I don't know when I'll be back again!

Well, actually...in November, but I always like to sing that song when I get on a plane:)


So it's pissing rain in Vancouver...
and apparently, it's pissing rain in England. So it's not like I'm leaving to a better place right now. I packed my umbrella because it'll probably be raining all over the UK right now. So you can actually feel sorry for me:)


Well, I'm super excited I get to travel to these amazing places...all for "work" and it's all paid for! I always find the most random jobs...including the dental assistant one! Don't you have to be certified to be a dental assistant!? Well, I found a loop hole! hahahahhaha shhh! Don't tell on me!


I'd like to leave Vancouver with some of my random thoughts...

1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.

3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.

4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green chips.

5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered these digits into a calculator: 55378008

6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.

7) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back yard.

8) You never know where to look when eating a banana.

9) It's impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.

10) Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'?

11) Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

12) Rummaging in an overgrow garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.

13) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.

14) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.

15) Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

16) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.

17) Some days you see lots of people on crutches.

18) Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out of the window?

19) Old women with mobile phones look wrong.

20) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.

21) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.

22) You never ever run out of salt.

23) Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?

24) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.

25) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.

26) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.

27) Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?

28) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard.

29) Bricks are horrible to carry.

30) Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.



Thanks for reading my random thoughts of the day. Keep checking for my randomness!


Ciao for now....

Belle